MEN.. AVOID the " Miss Take "

Miss Take
She's out for your money -- pure and simple. Miss Take is the ultimate in high maintenance. She expects a man to finance her entire life just because she is biologically female. To her, a man should pay for drinks, dinners, trips, flowers, and jewelry, while she feels absolutely no guilt or compulsion to reciprocate. She is nothing but a whitewashed prostitute. Miss Take thinks her vagina is plated with gold and is worth a million dollars. She is greed personified. Since she has no concept of someone else's feelings, her only interest is in getting what she wants. And don't be fooled -- some apparently very "nice" girls are the greediest of them all.


Good thing i got my own Chump Change..

(Don't Mind my high school ID..lol)

Dana DeArmond

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Gladiator Advice

DO NOT! wear gladiators if..

- You Are a MALE
- You Are taller than 6ft
- You weigh more than 200lbs

Feme - So chili, What made you buy gladiators and where did you find your size?
Chili - because they don't make cute sandals for men, i found them at Torrid
Feme - What did you dislike about them?
Chili - their too flat and your feet slide on the side , plus they squeeze my toe fat
Feme - Would you buy a new pair?
Chili - Hell yea , i just ordered some men ones from the UK
Feme - any last advice?
Chili - If your a plus size person and your feet sweat a lot, Do NOT try to run in them or they will end up like mine in the picture.

burnt

yes, shes still sun burnt.... not that anyone cares.. but maybe YOU do.. ?

My inbox

Weird?... ya think??

Good Night

Sexy hair

Can you feel me?

I'm deep down and dirty
I grew up hella early.

Twit Me

So i've had twitter for a little over two weeks i believe.. and Truthfully, I don't know what's more pathetic, the twitterer or the twitteree...
I am tweeting all over the place right now......but seriously twitter is not useful in any way.


http://twitter.com/iloveFeme

YES he DOES

Toebock "Denver House" Music video

"We slow motion apple render.."

Food PORN

jing's SUPERHYPERREAL world is full of people infused with visceral, unsentimental, in-your-face attitudes!

With shiny-eyed optimism and close interaction with everyday people,

jing combines his eye for subtle gestures and expressions with a tropical color palette and the classical formality of the tableau,

instilling the colorful character of his subjects in his images.

Utilizing a healthy dose of kitsch and humor to disarm viewers' expectations,

jĭng explores the social instinct of people to form communities and identities,

and questions our tendency to define characters and cultural stereotypes.

jing's appreciation of cultural references and authentic environments, coupled with strong conceptual direction,

help to create contemporary fictions, alternate realities and mythologies in our urban social narratives.

Beach

so a full weekend of music,beer,sun and sweaty men wasn't enough..
and i went to the beach 2 days after coachella.

Yes i can eat and talk on the phone..

Yes i can talk on the phone and drink.

He's soo mad because he has a shitty phone

No HOMO

i was cold!

this was disturbing..

little lady bug on my leg..awwww

This mannnn was going sooo slowwwwwww

I want these =/!!!

SAM GORDON

Untitled, 1996; c-print;14 x 18"; ed. 7


JUDY LINN

Untitled, 1995; dye coupler transfer print; 16 x 20"; unique

Im back....

Thirsty??.... I got YOU!

Coachella 2009

BEFOREAFTER

Amanda is amazing.. but she either needs to shave her armpits or
she needs some deodorant....

omg the water felt soooo good!!

Reese Witherspoon and MY bf!

Lupe...

Im so glad she lost her damn man shoes!

so much of it..

adidas