Monday, April 6, 2009

Sex in Water

How to have sex in water

In the pool A public pool is out of the question, so stick close to home on this one. The problem with pool sex is the chlorinated water rushing in and out of your lady, which can cause damage and infection. A good alternative is oral sex. Have your girl sit on the deck of the pool or on the stairs while you stand in the water, or vice versa.

In the tub/shower: If your tub is small, you could have trouble in the missionary position, but the shower is a great place for standing-up sex. You get the pleasure of being wet, without the chance of too much water entering private areas. For safety purposes, invest in some anti-slip stickers for the floor. Once you get going, you don’t want your gal sliding all over the place. Having something to hold onto (a stable rack, or bar installed in the shower) wouldn’t be a bad idea either -- this will provide support for from-behind action.

In open waters:
Salt water isn’t exactly a vagina’s best friend. A good, old-fashioned hand job could be the best option. The worst part about lake or ocean sex is the sand factor. Somehow, even if you are extra careful, sand ends up lodged… places. Instead, start things off in the water, but then head to dry land. Have a big blanket on the beach where you can head off to when it’s time to do the deed. You should be a fairly decent swimmer if you fool around in a lake or the ocean. Make sure you both have footing in reach and that the waves and undertow aren’t too strong. And be aware: sex is illegal in public places, so this might be a good time to keep your eyes open during the deed.

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1 comment:

$TAVO$ said...

are ya looking for any volunteers?? lol